Okay so during finals week the institute provides free food for the students, which is awesome cause I wouldn't have eaten otherwise. Anyhow on Wednesday they had pulled pork sandwiches which happen to taste great! So great in fact that I found it appropriate to eat 3. Yup 3. Am I surprised? Nope. My old roommates are just in the habit of asking me if I want their leftovers because I was always the one to say..."are you going to finish that?" It is true people. I am THAT girl.
So on the left side you have THAT girl --> the petite girl who's thighs have a two inch gap you could see through because they are SO small. Before heading to the gym she puts on her newly purchased bare minerals foundation with some extra thick mascara and lip stick. Straightens her hair and puts on her cute tank top and spandex she bought from Victoria Secrets. When she gets to the gym she goes straight to the treadmill and sets herself at a steady pace of 4.0 and never breaks a sweat...after she takes a "break" some guy gets her number and asks her on a date.
On the date she wears her cutest outfit, taking way too much time getting read. She orders a salad and a diet coke (acting like she is full from some previous meal eaten too many hours to count before this current dinner).
On the right side you have THAT girl --> The girl who throws her hair in a pony tail, a t-shirt obviously 3 sizes too big, and a pair of shorts she picked out of her pile of athletic clothing (because she has way more athletic clothing then real clothing). She gets to the gym and starts her workout on the treadmill which consists of a fast paced run and then follows it up by an hour lift session (which involves squatting, dumbbell bench press, etc). During all of this she has absolutely no desire to be touched by or looked at by a guy because she is most likely sweating more than he is.
She goes on a date, gets ready by "doing" her hair and wearing jeans a v-neck with some vans or casual shoes. She orders a burger and fries. After completing her meal she is thinking in the back of her head (ok this is lame, I. am. still. hungry. -->never seeming to be able to feel full).
Yes guys sorry to say it but it is hard to be on the girls side. Guys act like they want a "natural" girl. Pretty sure those aren't the ones frequently asked out. The worst is when a guy says, "I want an athletic girl, one that can come play sports with me etc etc." Hmm...look at the books boys, it has never been like that and it never will be. Left side wins.
Sorry if this post is dumb today, but it has been brought a couple times the last couple of days so I thought it might be worth mentioning.
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